While I was sitting in class, totally paying attention, Christine and I came up with a list of lies that video games have told us. Here are the best ones,
Backpacks hold EITHER a parachute or your equipment, not both.
Rupees do NOT appear if you cut the grass.
Sleeping in a bed doesn’t heal ANY wound. Or even most wounds.
The jury is still out on whether or not prostitutes heal you.
Looting dead bodies for money and ammo is hard.
Hitting your head on bricks doesn’t make coins, stars, or mushrooms appear.
Doing a barrel roll does nothing.
Cars are not there for the taking, and the owners will be annoyed.
You do not need to know how to use a gun, to use a gun.
Ditto for swimming, horseback riding, sprinting, and driving a car.
More later…